Come now, come closer for behind this curtain
I can say and be very certain
That within this tent is such a horror, a fright!
But don’t worry as she very rarely bites
Lilith the Snake Girl will charm and seduce
But beware if she offers her delectable fruit
To take a bite of the ruby red apple
Will leave you insane and permanently shackled!
For Lilith personifies darkness and delight
But you would be a fool to think that tonight is your night………….
Not only that I would like to reintroduce you to Bedlam the Bunny and Mr Boo. These circus asylum characters have a brand new act . So Ladies and Gentleman behold and see, the greatest act on springs, Bedlam the bunny and Mr Boo……
Bedlam the Bunny
Does not find it funny
As he suffers from social anxiety
To meet other bunnies
Becomes such a worry
What will they think of me?
His heart starts to pound
When other bunnies are around
His head starts to spin and thump
He blushes and splutters
And can only utter
Oh dear everyone is staring at me
This social phobia
Did I also mention Leporiphobia?
Just builds up his anxiety
A medical disorder
Turns you into a social avoider
It is not shyness he suffers from you see
Does not find it funny
As he suffers from social anxiety
To meet other bunnies
Becomes such a worry
What will they think of me?
His heart starts to pound
When other bunnies are around
His head starts to spin and thump
He blushes and splutters
And can only utter
Oh dear everyone is staring at me
This social phobia
Did I also mention Leporiphobia?
Just builds up his anxiety
A medical disorder
Turns you into a social avoider
It is not shyness he suffers from you see
Written and performed by the Uncanny Brothers, please do not copy or use. Or I shall send the clowns around..... ;-)
A familiar face Mr Boo! Now on a spring.....
You can find these bouncing new acts at their regular haunt Etsy
Yours from the Circus ,
Sarah